First Meal in the New Hotel

My first dinner in the hotel restaurant was just shy of 11:00, so I asked for a good, light recommendation and I quickly ordered it as they were about the close. The meal arrived on a plate about 20 inches in diameter, with a massive mound of fettucine smothered in cream sauce and a steak the size of a bag of popped popcorn. Good Lord, what does this woman suggest for people who are starved?